Maybe you look at a stapler as a standard tool in your office. With this one from Monograph, you get more than your stapling done. You get a plier stapler that is decorative on your desk when you do not use it.
Use its handle for some extra oomph as you gather your college essay or report for work. It is so comfy to hold that you might just staple everything. Try to contain yourself even though stapling might actually be just as addictive as bubble wrap. A pack of 1000 no. 10 staples is included.